“Chakras? What are they all about then?” Ray was always the sceptic.
John answered “the word ‘chakra’ means ‘spinning wheel’, and it refers to the spinning wheels of energy on the microcosmic orbit.”
“Microcosmic orbit?” Ray jeered, is that out of Star Trek? “Is it further than the Milky Way?”
“As far as your understanding goes,” said John, “it might as well be…”
“Fill me in dude, fill me in…” Ray wasn’t going to let go, “I need to know about ‘chakras’ and the ‘microcosmic orbit’..” Ray changed his finger ‘quote marks’ to the ‘live long and prosper’ sign from Star Trek with a big grin on his face.
“There’s nothing more I’d like than to ‘fill you in’” said John, “and to shove a Milky Way where the sun don’t shine, but we’re talking about an ancient system of mapping energy around the human body’”
“Ancient maps, microcosmic orbits, chakras, sounds like a great film, I’m all ears man, just like Spocky…” Ray just can’t help himself; once he gets going no one can stop him…
“There’s no point in trying to explain anything to you,” said John in an exasperated manner.. “you’re just a born sceptical urine extractor!”
“I’m sorry,” said Ray, “I can’t help it, it sounds so ‘Trekkie’ and far fetched, it’s like this whole chi thing, nothing can be scientifically proven, so I really can’t see the point, I only deal in facts – and lets face it, this is all a construct of someone’s imagination. I can’t believe that you fall for it all…”